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When I was little, I saw Steven King's 'IT'. Oddly enough, it didn't scare me. I asked my dad if Pennywise and Ronald McDonald were related, and he said yes.

A few days later my parents and I went to McDonalds and a guy dressed like Ronald was there. I went up to him and asked if he was ashamed at having a psychotic murderer for a brother. He just looked at me and went "...Huh?"

Deidara
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i hate clowns ever since ive seen IT i saw it when i was 4 so i used to think when i took a shower IT's hand would come out and grab my foot and pull me down so i only took baths for some time then my mom told me that the clowns not real

sarasponda
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when i was little i saw a movie and in most movies theres a bad guy, well the bad guy in this movie was a clown. so when mum brought a clown around for my birthday i ran out of the room screaming and crying thinking that he would kill me!!

i still think clowns are creepy!!

heather
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Back when I was in preschool we had a man called "Bob the Clown" come to "entertain" us one day. Well, the man was cynical and probably a psycho. He would pick kids to come up and would be mean to them and mess with them. The adults were all fine with this. Finally he called me up. He picked me up and spun me around. Eventually he put me down but when he picked me up I believed he was gonna put me in his massive pants and take me home to eat me. I still hate clowns. <(@_@)>

Evan
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When I was about 5 or 6 I used to think that clown with spider legs will come from the bathroom and eat me. What caused that fear was that movie I watched (can't remember the name of the movie),which was so real,that even today I'm a little scared of clowns. They look kinda scary, don't they?

Amila
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i used to believe that clowns weren't human and that they were a completely different race.

irinarici
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When I was little I saw the movie IT. I wouldn't go to the bathroom, or take a shower alone because I thought a clown would come through the water and eat me. Since then I've been afraid of clowns.

-Charissa-
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THe first time I watched Steven King's "IT" I couldn't sleep for weeks or rarely took a bath. Partly cause if I went to sleep, IT would come and eat me, or he would come out of the bathtub facaut like it did in the movie. Paranoid of clowns ever since...

Paranoid of Clowns
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i used to think all clowns were named emmett like the staues, I couodn't beleive that they didnt want to come home and have a meal. I had them confused with the homeless and my mother often got upset about me trying to invite clowns to come to our house and eat.

Anon
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I used to think that each year, 1 part of my body would turn clown. I thought that everyone, before their 20th birthday, magically turned into a clown.

Erin H
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I used to believe that the clown on my clown poster would come alive and try to scare me like it does on the sims.

Erin H.
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I believed that some day evil clowns would rain down from the heavens and eat all of our faces!!! :(

Nahunga Dude
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when i was about 6 i thot that when u went to the circus, and a clown asked if u wanted a baloon u had to say yes or hed hide in the back of your car and then hide in your closet and spray you with acid when ur asleep

skaterdude
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I am extremely afraid of clowns ever since I saw the move "It" when was 7. Just seeing a clown makes me scream and now i'm almost 13 and i still am afraid of clowns.

Emily
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Every time a plane would fly over my house Thought that a clown would come out of the plane.

Charlie Abouhamed
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After a trip to the circus, I formed the notion that clowns were another ethnic group. The circus had Mommy and Daddy clowns with their clown "children" (little people), didn't they?

Flash
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