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I used to believe that I was older than my brother because I was born in June and he was born in October

Anon
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When I was younger, my dad told me that if I whistled, I would attract snakes. After that I stopped whisteling until I found out it wasn't true.

Anon
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When I was little, my mum and I were watching a documentary on Queen Elizabeth I. I asked Mum if queens and kings ever got out of their thrones, because I thought they never got out and I just wanted to check.

NoWonderHenryVIIIWasSoFat
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When I was little, I used to believe my Grandpa John was John Howard, because he's bald and looks like John Howard.

IhateTheRealJohnHoward
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Until i was about 7 years old i believed that if you were born black you would eventually turn white and if you were born white you would turn black. I remember my mum asking me when i very young what i wanted to be when i grew up and i rubbed my face and said "black! black!" i think she tried to explain but i didnt believe her and when we were asked the same question in the first grade i said i wanted to be a Janet Jackson inpersonator, since i was going to be black!

Anon
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I used to think that if a white person and a black person has a baby it would be mexican.

J
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When I was 5, my Aunty that I didn't know too well came back from a trip to Japan. She bought me a geisha doll, and my mum told me "This is from Japan".
From the day for about two years, I called her Aunty Japan.

Fiona
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When i first came to the website, i saw anon was in orange and i thought, oh, it must be the maker of the sites name, so i wanted to explore the website and i thought lets read about the maker of the site, anon, i clicked on it and yea.... now i know what it means...

mind you, this only happened yesterday!!!

i'm 14 XD
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I used to think all guys we're called "Bill". So instead of saying "Who is that man?" I would say "Who is that Bill?" My mom said that happened because at that time the only men I really was around like my grandfather, uncle and cousin were all named Bill.

Jessica
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I used to believe when I was a kid that Abraham Lincoln was the first black president. It made sense at the time because he was on a copper penny and he had curly hair and he freed the slaves. It was quite embarrassing when I found out from a friend that I was quite mistaken.

Anon
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