page background
i used to believe
lies

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 16 of 18

< 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15  16  17 18 >


When I would get a canker sore (a small painful ulcer in the mouth) as a child, my mom would tell that I got them because I told a lie. I would always go back and try to figure out what I lied about. Whenever I get a canker sore now, I think about what my mom always told me and smile!

Carly F.
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

When I was little, I had this really nasty babysitter. She told be that if I lied the world would explode in fire and brimstone. Not that I knew what brimstone was. But it got me to tell the gospel truth to anybody who asked for about a week, then I forgot.

Virginia W.
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to belive that if you didn't keep a promise you would have bad luck for the rest of your life

Rebbecca
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that if a person lied, their nose would grow (as was the case in Pinnochio). I thought my mum must have been one hell of a liar.

Ariana
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

I had a belief about the facts of life. When I was about 9 I asked my mum what the facts of life were, because a friend said he knew 7 facts of life and wouldn't tell me what they were!

Max
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was younger I use to believe anything my older brother said to me. He use to tell me that the fire work "Chasers/whistlers" would actually follow me around to hurt me. I use to be scared and try to hide but he said they would find me anyways and pop right where I was at.

NYDIA, TX
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

When I was a child I was told and believe the a small red plane and a pilot named Windy would fly over children who were bad and tell thier parents what the child was doing

Sue V.
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I found out at early that you couldn't always believe what your friends told you. When I was small, a friend of mine once told me that if you were bad or told a lie, then God put a big black mark up in the sky for everyone to see. For days, I went around afraid to look up.

Lynn
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

not my belief, but a kid back in middle school (around 1985) who was a bit gullible. Often times when we saw him coming up to our table, we would act as if we were in the middle of a conversation about the new Star Trek 6 movie that just came out and how amazed we were are some of the changes in the characters (don't remember them now). Of coarse there was no such movie. But we had him conviced that he would have to go see it.

Anon
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

Okay, maybe I was a big liar as a kid, but I once told a girl on the playground that when I was born, I got to choose who would be my father...the man who's my dad OR Michael Jackson (Thriller had just come out). In light of recent events, I think I made a good choice!

Melinda
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was a kid, I made my friend believe that if he ate mud, he'd turn into the Incredible Hulk, like I did, and would become as strong as me...and he ate all the mud he could come across...

the Man
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My mother used to tell me that if I lie, my teeth will all disappear.
I even hear adults saying this to their children nowadays.

Christy
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

My brothers convinced me at the age of 6 to touch an electric fence. They insisted that if you used a peice of grass to touch the wire it wouldn't shock. I was knocked off my feet while my brothers laughed for days. I'm not bitter. I hardly ever think about it now.

Anon
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

When I was about 6 years old I thought that if you repeated a lie to yourself for several minutes that it wasn't a lie anymore. I learned that I was really mistaken when I was caught doing something that I had lied about.

silly me
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was little my sister told me that whenever i lied my tounge would turn white. so everytime i thought people were lying to me i would ask them to stick out and show me their tounge. i believed this up until my mum told me that it wasnt true.

liiiiiiiiiiiiz
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My sister used to tell me that whenever i tell a lie my nose would grow long like that of Pinnochio.So every time I was upto any mischief, I would check whether my nose has grown long. Now Iam past that stage and we still laugh over it!

Aditya
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was young, my brother used to tell me that he, my other brother and myself were all in my brother's stomach at the same time but we would have an argument and the one who wins comes out first. He still lies to me till this date, but I dont believe him anymore. FINALLY GREW UP!!

Basheer
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My older brother used to tell me i was born from a test tube that dropped...then had to be swept up from the floor!

Maria
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

I was a pesky little sister to two older brothers and apparently annoyed them with my constant chatter. Finally, they told me that we are all born with just so much air in us, and the more we talk, the more air we use. In solemn tones they said that when all the air is gone, we die, and I was very close to using all of my air. Since they didn't want to lose me, I ought to think about not talking.

Of course, I believed my brothers completely, so from then on I didn't say a word to anyone. My parents, suspicious (as always) that my brothers were behind this change in my behavior, eventually made them confess their lie, but it took them a long time to convince me otherwise.

Judith
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

when i was little my dad told me that when i lied a big red line would appear across my forhead, I spent many an hour after that sitting in front of a mirror saying the biggest fibs i could think of.....dad then said only adults could see the line, I was 13 when i stopped believing in the red line

melissa
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

page 16 of 18

< 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15  16  17 18 >



I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2010 Mat Connolley , web design and hosting by Iteracy.   privacy policy



HA! BlogAds Humor Network