random beliefs

I used to believe that there where dead people in the bases of bouncy castles.

Anon (from death : people)

"Our father, who art in heaven. Howard be thy name."

I still say "Thank You Howard" when I feel blessed.

cathy (from religion : prayers)

I thought if someone asked something and said please you had no choice but to do it (I think my dad told me this once when I wouldn't do something)

Hexetic (from people : lies)

my mum told me that it was prince charles who was in the Bungle costume on Rainbow.

lm (from media : tv shows)

That tuxedos were licorice flavored. I got this from watching a muppet eat a bow tie on Sesame Street. Odd conclusion, I know.

evilcupcakes (from food : sweeties)

I wanted a bird so my dad said that if I could pour salt on a birds tail i could keep it. I ran around the yard all day with a salt shaker. No Bird!

Kellie (from animals : birds)

LIke Johnboy, I used to belive that I was the last surviving human and that everyone else on the planet was an android put there by friendly aliens to keep me company.

An-D (from kids : i'm different)

that using athletes foot cream would instantly make me an athlete.

Kate (from body functions : special powers)

I used to think that freckles were the result of not scratching an itch on your face. At the time I wanted to see how freckles I could get so I would try my hardest to not scratch my face.

Soulja Boy (from body parts : skin)

As a kid I believed that the word "artificial" was actually "art official", as if artificial things were products of some kind of "official" art.

Carolyn Morgenstern (from language : spelling)