random beliefs
When I was little, I thought a sweater outlet was where you took your sweater to get " let out" after you grew out of it so it would fit.
My grandmother frequently tells everyone that, when I was young and in a cemetary for a funeral, I claimed, "It's all right, when it's night, they all come out and dance."
Disney once told me Every time a baby giggles a fairy is born. I believed it and asked my mom how many times i giggled!
when i was young, i used to believe that u could send money to people by rolling the money up and sticking it through the speaker holes!
Here's a really funny one: I used to think that when you got up on a plane to go to the loo, the pilot would stop the plane in mid-air until you're out again.
I thought that when people said "goodbye, cruel world" it meant they were going to move to another planet because they didn't like it here
I used to believe that my parents drove the car like a plane - push on the steering wheel to go faster, pull to go slower
I used to believe that petrol was something you bought in jars and looked similar to mayonnaise, and that everyone had a large stash of these jars in the boot of their car.
I used to think that as long as there was music playing (or I was singing) monsters couldn't get me. I still go to sleep at night with music on.
When I was young, my grandmother told me that dogs attracted lightning. It was her way of keeping wet dogs off the front porch. I believed this for years, it almost seems plausible now.
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