random beliefs

When I was little, I was always happy to have the top bunk so that in case a volcano erupted nearby, then I would be safe from flowing lava.

I grew up near Chicago.

Frannie (from nature : disasters)

The first time that I went to Spain on holiday when I was 7, I thought everyone purchased things with potatoes. Then dad told me they were pesatas.

Helen (from the world : money)

My auntie told me if I went to sleep with a smile on my face, God would love me more. I couldn't get to sleep most nights 'cos my facial muscles hurt so much from smiling!

Mari-Ann (UK) (from body functions : sleeping)

I used to think when Mr. Krabs said he was going to fire Spongebob, I thought he actually meant he would set Spongebob on fire!

Anon (from media : tv shows)

My mom told me one day that she was going to a funeral. I thought it was a place to buy fruit.

Paulette (from death : people)

I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.

]_] (from language : speaking)

I used to use the basketball pump in the air because I thought I was donating fresh air to the needy.

Emily (from kids : i'm different)

I used to belief that the birth mark on my dad's leg was where he spilled his coffee... EVERY morning.

Liz (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that when you were fired, you were shot.

Murray (from grown-ups : work)

My older sister used to tell me that the foam from the ocean was caused by fish vomit, I was about 10 when I realized she was pulling my leg.

Anon (from nature : water)