random beliefs
I thought Nazis were actually "not-sees" and called that because they could turn invisible, which I figured was why they were so dangerous
I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.
Apparently, my mom and her friends were very ladylike. Until I was about 23 and living with my fiancee, I was utterly convinced that females were physically incapable of farting.
When my sister was very little, before she could see over the pew in church, she thought that it was actually God speaking during the mass...
I used to think that euthanasia was a charity for little Indian kids. I would always hear people go "down with euthanasia" and wonder what people had against little Indian kids
My brother and I believed that snapping turtles lived in our neighbor's leaf pits in her back yard. We stuck bamboo poles in the leaves and could feel the turtles grabbing on.
i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me so
When I was five, I used to believe that worms grow into snakes.
I used to believe that grilled cheese sandwiches were actually called "girl" cheese sandwiches. I thought it was so unfair that restaurants didn't have boy cheese sandwiches too.
I used to believe that some puddles had bottoms and if you jumped in others you'd fall forever and ever.
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