i used to believe

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I thought Nazis were actually "not-sees" and called that because they could turn invisible, which I figured was why they were so dangerous

Anon (from the past : wars)
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I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.

Anon (from nature : outer space)
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Apparently, my mom and her friends were very ladylike. Until I was about 23 and living with my fiancee, I was utterly convinced that females were physically incapable of farting.

Jaede (from body functions : farting)
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When my sister was very little, before she could see over the pew in church, she thought that it was actually God speaking during the mass...

~Katie (from religion : church)
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I used to think that euthanasia was a charity for little Indian kids. I would always hear people go "down with euthanasia" and wonder what people had against little Indian kids

Q-Daddy (from death : people)
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My brother and I believed that snapping turtles lived in our neighbor's leaf pits in her back yard. We stuck bamboo poles in the leaves and could feel the turtles grabbing on.

Anon (from animals : general)
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i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me so

Anon (from food : general)
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When I was five, I used to believe that worms grow into snakes.

Mz Dimple (from animals : creepy crawlies)
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I used to believe that grilled cheese sandwiches were actually called "girl" cheese sandwiches. I thought it was so unfair that restaurants didn't have boy cheese sandwiches too.

Anon (from food : general)
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I used to believe that some puddles had bottoms and if you jumped in others you'd fall forever and ever.

abi (from nature : water)
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