random beliefs

I believed that the yellowish foam by the ocean was dolphin pee because my dad told me

Anon (from nature : water)

i thought that if i dressed in my holly hobby doll's clothes, no one would be able to find me.

pikl (from kids : toys)

When I was little, I was told that people become shorter when they are old. My goal was to live to be 300 years old so I could fit into my doll house and go down water pipes like waterslides.

Anon (from grown-ups : getting older)

This is not my belief but my 5 year old cousins. I heard her singing Beyonce the other day.. according to her it's 'All the single lettuce, all the single lettuce'

Kayla's belief (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to believe that the reason ladies had big bouffant hairdos was that their heads were shaped that way.

Bea (from body parts : hair)

When I was little I used to believe that my grandma's grey hair meant that she was going to die soon, that's why my mom always told her to dye her hair.

Kari (from death : people)

I used to believe that the dishwasher filled all the way up with water when it was used, like an oldschool washing machine, and if you opened it mid-cycle it would flood the house.

Anon (from at home : around the house)

I thought cologne would make me smell better when I drank it. After having my stomach pumped I was told otherwise.

Doofus (from people : appearance)

i used to belive if you swallowed gum and then farted, you would blow a gum bubble with your butt.

Anon (from food : chewing gum)

When I was little I used to believe that a serial killer was a man who came to your house and crushed your cheerios. For years I used to check my cereal boxes everyday to see if he had come.

JL (from food : general)