i used to believe

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I used to belive that the black market was a flea market type place, where all criminals whould go to do thier evil shopping.

Jess (from the law : criminals)
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My friend and I used toy shovels to dig in the school soccer field, convinced we would find gold there. We did it during every recess.

Anon (from kids : hobbies)
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I used to believe that the short display beds at department stores were for dwarfs.

p (from neighbourhood : going shopping)
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road sign in the uk--danger-heavy plant crossing -----i thought it was a giant tree dragging itself across the road

bonzo (from transport : road signs)
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when my mother said someone 'didnt drink' that this referred to everything, not just alcohol. I dont know how they survived...mabye they were some human version of a camel.

Gareth B Jenkins (from food : drinks)
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I used to believe that the kids poem "finders keepers, losers weepers" really said "finders keepers, losers sweepers." I figured that Cinderella had a hard life, and she did a lot of sweeping!

Sara (from music : misheard lyrics)
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I used to believe fog was caused by cows smoking cigars. How could mom be lying?!

La Duchesse (from nature : weather)
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I used to believe at Christmas God rearranged all the streets to spell 'Merry Christmas'. When we were driving I'd look at the street lights and try and work out what part of which letter we were on

anon (from neighbourhood : in the street)
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I used to believe that a man actually married beer once. I wasn't sure how it could happen but I imagined a church ceremony and a bottle of beer with a little veil on it.

Kimberly (from grown-ups : marriage)
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Some of my 'little people' toys would float in the bathtub and some of them would sink. As a child, I was convinced that the ones that could float must have taken swimming lessons.

Anon (from kids : toys)
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