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not only did i think a hypotenuse was an animal, but i also thought that a hyperbole (pronounced "hyper-bowl") was a cousin of a hypotenuse or something. they were all in the hippopotamus family.

molly pelavin (from animals : general)
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my best friend told me that when she was young, her imaginary friend was a doctor that lived under the kitchen sink and ate tomatoes. She was a strange child then, and she's a strange teenager now.

lady Guine (from make-believe : imaginary friends)
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When I was young I had a plan to shoot big piles of paper up to the sun so it would never burn out.

Waterbottle (from nature : outer space)
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When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.

Anon (from nature : thunder and lightning)
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I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.

Tim (from body parts : eyes)
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when i was young my dad told me that convertables converted into stuff and i thought that a car could convert into a dog!

Joshua Bedward (from transport : cars)
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I used to believe that every day tiny little people, with tiny suits and breifcases and costumes, came to my house to work in the TV.

Anon (from media : tv)
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When I was about 6, I hated to eat the crust on my PB& J sandwhich, and my older brother told me that everytime I don't eat the crust The terrorists kill a kitten.

Peter D. (from animals : cats and dogs)
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According to my parents, when I was very young (probably around 3 or 4) I used to put my ear to the ground. When they would ask what I was doing, I would reply that I was listening for earthquakes.

Anon (from nature : disasters)
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I used to believe that nuns were real life witches. I remember being on an elevator with my mother and a nun, and hiding behind my mother so the nun wouldn't get me.

Anon (from make-believe : witches)
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