random beliefs

I used to believe that The Horse was The Cow's husband, and that it produced chocolate milk.

Laura (from animals : general)

When I was a very small child, for some reason, I pictured God as an enormous, kind looking zebra. Each night, I would say my prayers to a huge zebra! I still have no idea where that came from.

HG (from religion : characters)

I used to think volleyball was actually called "ball-y ball"

Anon (from language : speaking)

When I was a kid I thought all the wrestlers on tv had oranges under their skin to make them look muscular :)

Anonamoose (from media : tv)

I used to believe that my Uncle was Noel Edmonds. He isn't but I used to think that was his job and he couldn't tell anybody.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

When I was little, I thought that it was actually my pants farting. My mom still asks me if my pants just farted.

blame it on the pants. (from body functions : farting)

I used to think Braille was the language they used in Brazil. I don't think I knew that Braille was the raised dots on everything.

Anon (from language : foreign languages)

When I was six or seven, I used to believe that when you put a bag over your head and jump off a roof you could fly. It wasnt until i tried it did I realize humans can't fly.

o0ummm0o (from body functions : special powers)

I used to believe, and still do, that after spinning for a long time, spinning in the opposite direction would cancel out the dizzy.

Tex Taylor (from body functions : general)

I used to believe that you get your taxes done at the taxidermist.

Krissy (from neighbourhood : in the street)