random beliefs

My sisters told me that peanut butter was made of cricket legs and I refused to eat it until I became an adult. Made me nauseated just smelling the stuff.

S.Withers (from food : nasty food)

i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.

tepix (from the law : police)

when i was little, i used to believe that whatever food your mom ate the most when she was pregnant would be your favorite food when you were born.

Lauren (from body functions : eating)

i used to beleive that there was a left sock and a right sock. Every morning my sister would tell me my socks were on the wrong feed and i would switch them

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

My dad he used to tell me that mannequins were actually people who had been frozen.

Alecia (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

I thought Heaven was some kind of trailer park in the desert near Las Vegas that people moved to when they got old.

Anon (from religion : afterlife)

I used to believe that if I left my clothes in the floor when I went to sleep they would turn into me and kill me to take my place.

Shadowmaiden (from body functions : sleeping)

I used to be scared of the BBC 2 logo, which was two brown parallel lines in a 2 shape, because I thought they were question marks. I didnt know the question and I didnt know the answer.

Flash Wilson (from media : tv)

when I was a child, I believed that I could not die if I had a life insurrance.

connie (from death : people)

When I was young I had a plan to shoot big piles of paper up to the sun so it would never burn out.

Waterbottle (from nature : outer space)