random beliefs

I used to believe that if I didn't put the eggs in the fridge fast enough after buying them, they would hatch into chicks.

Alli (from food : general)

I used to believe (thanks to my older brother Joe) that if you hit the red button in the meat department at the grocery store, the butcher would come out and chop your hand off.

Jon (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

I used to believe that my dad made the windshield wipers work by winking. Later I learned what interval wipers are.

Ris (from transport : cars)

i used to believe that pools had underwater doors that sharks were going to swim out of.

marky (from animals : general)

my mother told me if i ever swallowed chewing gum i'd turn into a pig, i believed this for many years.

stuart hayward (from food : chewing gum)

When I was a little girl, I used to believe we had to run to be rich but as result I got exercises to develop my thigh muscles and not to make money.

Anon (from body parts : general)

My brother told me that every closet has a skeleton in it. At the time, I didn't know that it was a saying, but I never looked in the closet for months.

joe (from at home : in my closet)

At school we were told God is inside of us, so when i got pins and needles in my foot i thought it was God vacuming my feet....... ????

Chicco (from school : classes)

I used to believe that a "senior discount" was for people who named their sons after them selves

Spencer Tew (from grown-ups : getting older)

I used to think one word in English was another word in another language.
I.E.- cat might mean hair
I would shout random words at my sister thinking I was yelling at her in French. ::shakes head::

Anon (from language : foreign languages)