random beliefs
I used to believe that the people who "colored" The Simpsons ran out of skin-toned crayons.
when i was a lil kid i used to think salt was dead lice that people but on there food and i never knew why
I used to be terrified of colonial men in powdered wigs. I was afraid they'd make my mom and I wash dishes at their dinner parties. This was the most sinister thing I could conceive of, at the time.
Until I was about 6, I used to believe that flys were raisins with wings.
I used to think that as long as there was music playing (or I was singing) monsters couldn't get me. I still go to sleep at night with music on.
I use to believe that when somebody said "put some elbow grease into it" I thought there was really such a thing as elbow grease.
My sister convinced me that tapioca was made with fish eyeballs.
As a kid I read the line "won't stick to most dental work" on the side of chewing gum packages. I thought dentists must use special paper in their offices that wouldn't allow gum to stick to it.
I used to believe that when you blew a bubble and it floated out of sight before popping, it would turn into a planet.
I used to believe that, by moving their branches from one side to another, trees made wind.
I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2024 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website. privacy policy