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I used to believe that the people who "colored" The Simpsons ran out of skin-toned crayons.

Anon (from media : cartoons)
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when i was a lil kid i used to think salt was dead lice that people but on there food and i never knew why

jessica diamond (from food : salt)
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I used to be terrified of colonial men in powdered wigs. I was afraid they'd make my mom and I wash dishes at their dinner parties. This was the most sinister thing I could conceive of, at the time.

Kathryn (from people : appearance)
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Until I was about 6, I used to believe that flys were raisins with wings.

Anon (from animals : creepy crawlies)
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I used to think that as long as there was music playing (or I was singing) monsters couldn't get me. I still go to sleep at night with music on.

Kimberly (from make-believe : monsters)
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I use to believe that when somebody said "put some elbow grease into it" I thought there was really such a thing as elbow grease.

bingo (from at home : around the house)
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My sister convinced me that tapioca was made with fish eyeballs.

Eileen (from food : sweeties)
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As a kid I read the line "won't stick to most dental work" on the side of chewing gum packages. I thought dentists must use special paper in their offices that wouldn't allow gum to stick to it.

Sandy (from language : reading)
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I used to believe that when you blew a bubble and it floated out of sight before popping, it would turn into a planet.

Alice (from nature : outer space)
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I used to believe that, by moving their branches from one side to another, trees made wind.

Pilar (from nature : weather)
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