random beliefs

That world war 1 and 2 were actually called WOOL war 1 and 2. i thought sheep and wool were very important if there were two wars about them.

emma (from the past : wars)

i used to love eating the hard toffees in quality street until my sisters told me that they were made of old ladies wee, i still carn't bring myself to eat them this day.

dave (from food : nasty food)

My dad was a doctor; so I believed him when he told me that if I unscrewed and unscrewed and unscrewed my bellybutton, my butt would fall off. I still don't like my bellybutton to be touched.

:) (from body parts : belly buttons)

My brother, at age 4, used to believe that you could only marry someone you love, and the only girl he loved in the world was me (his sister), so he would have to marry me.

Anon (from grown-ups : marriage)

I used to believe that the number of people in your family dictate how many fingers you had. Since there were five of us, I rationalized that's why I had five fingers.

Evelyn (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that when you were fired, you were shot.

Murray (from grown-ups : work)

I used to think that I could have a swim in our bathroom if I shut the door tight enough and if I seal up the holes in it.

Lois July Snow (from at home : bathrooms)

In order to get me to stop whistling, my grandmother told me that if I whistle, I will grow a mustache. I totally believed her up until the 5th grade.

Katrina (from body parts : hair)

I never understood "a stitch in time saves 9" (till fairly recently). I assumed it had something to do with sewing up the fabric of time in a kind of star-trek way.

Kat (from time : general)

Llamas not Lemmings were suicidal!

Anon (from animals : general)