random beliefs

I used to believe the notice on toilet seat protectors saying: 'Provided by the Management for Your Protection.' meant that there was a government agency called the management for your protection

Anon (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

when I was young I used to belive that if you didn't die by the time you were 300 you would turn into a vampire. And i used to get really worried and hoped that i would die before then.

Luke (from make-believe : vampires)

I used to believe that my mother was a robot. She would always know when I was doing something wrong, no matter how quiet I was!

Scott (from grown-ups : family)

When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.

Anon (from food : general)

i used to belive the saying "kicked the bucket" meant that if you kicked a bucket you would die, its no surprise i fear buckets still, shame im a window cleaner.

window steve (from death : people)

when i was 3, i thought that bathing suits were formal clothes that people wore when they were having a wedding underwater

Anon (from people : appearance)

I believed that kittens lived under the tissue lying beneath my tongue. I don't know where I got this idea...but I was pretty sure of it.

Anon (from body parts : general)

I used to belief that the birth mark on my dad's leg was where he spilled his coffee... EVERY morning.

Liz (from body parts : general)

My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!

Me (from food : nasty food)

I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.

lara dean (from death : people)