random beliefs

You had to wait an hour after eating ANYTHING, even one M&M, before swimming.

Anon (from body functions : eating)

My dad made be believe that picture adverts for rufuse skips in the local paper were actually lorries that transported erect tents (upside down).

Bruce (from language : reading)

At school we were told God is inside of us, so when i got pins and needles in my foot i thought it was God vacuming my feet....... ????

Chicco (from school : classes)

When I was 5 or so, my dad told me that if you caught a squirrel by the tail it would pop off and the squirrel would run away and hide until it grew a new tail.

Stevie (from animals : general)

I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.

Michelle (from at home : around the house)

My sister and I used to believe that Santa saw you through the light bulbs, and thats why he knew everything you did.

Joree (from make-believe : father christmas)

I believed that on an escalator the green light that can be seen between the steps were made by aliens and that eventually they would find a way out to get us.

Magenta (from make-believe : aliens)

We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.

Robyn (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.

lara dean (from death : people)

My brother used to say, "Hail Mary, Full of Grapes..."

Anon (from religion : prayers)