random beliefs

I once believed that because I drank much milk if someone by chance hit me with a sledgehammer nothing would happen.

Nicole (from body functions : special powers)

As a kid I read the line "won't stick to most dental work" on the side of chewing gum packages. I thought dentists must use special paper in their offices that wouldn't allow gum to stick to it.

Sandy (from language : reading)

When i ws a kid, i taught that ants where nice and spiders where evil, and they where fighting in an endless war

Anon (from animals : creepy crawlies)

when i was a youngester i thought that when we grew old, we'd turn into chimps or apes. the reason being was that when i was young i saw alot of old women with hairy chins

Jazz (from grown-ups : getting older)

I belief that when i was raining, it was because i was crying, and if i wasn't crying, I though some one else it was crying on the world.

Eric Morales Badillo (from nature : weather)

When I was little my dad used to travel to Hong Kong a lot for his job, and for the longest time I thought it was pronounced "Honk Honk" because it was a large city with a lot of traffic.

Emily (from language : speaking)

When my sister was 4 she thought that if you put a piece of meat into water it would turn back into the animal it came from, she carried a piece of ham around for a whole fay,

Anakies sister (from death : animals)

when i was little i thought the word "prostitute" meant "prosecutor" and in seventh grade i was on the bus and I yelled really loudly HEY JAKE ISN'T YOUR DAD A PROSTITUTE!

Kate (from the law : criminals)

I believed Mighty Mouse was real and played with me and my friends. Once when one of my friends suggested we should pretend to play with Mighty Mouse again, I said, "It's not pretend!"

Anon (from make-believe : imaginary friends)

I used to think that a con artist was someone who was really good at making complicated art.

Anon (from people : lies)