random beliefs

I used to believe that grilled cheese sandwiches were actually called "girl" cheese sandwiches. I thought it was so unfair that restaurants didn't have boy cheese sandwiches too.

Anon (from food : general)

I used to think that I could have a swim in our bathroom if I shut the door tight enough and if I seal up the holes in it.

Lois July Snow (from at home : bathrooms)

I once believed that because I drank much milk if someone by chance hit me with a sledgehammer nothing would happen.

Nicole (from body functions : special powers)

I used to believe that they filled peoples coffins with peas, hence the saying...Rest In Peas. I was in my teens when i found out that it really meant...peace

Helgz (from death : people)

When my sister was 4 she thought that if you put a piece of meat into water it would turn back into the animal it came from, she carried a piece of ham around for a whole fay,

Anakies sister (from death : animals)

I used to think that if I made the side mirror face the other mirror in our bathroom, I would be able to go into another world, like Alice through the Looking Glass.

Beanz (from at home : mirrors)

I used to believe I would one day marry my cat. I was completely serious about it, and even started designing little cat vails.

Lizzie (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that the dead worms that surfaced after a heavy rain were in fact baby rattlesnakes. Thanks for that, Uncle Barry.

Colin (from animals : creepy crawlies)

Oh, what a cruel child I was. I told my sister of 3 that thunder was giants' feet. Yes, she was terrified, and yes, my mum did tell me off.

They Might Be Giants (from make-believe : monsters)

I used to believe that the meat dish 'tripe' was lion.

Kent (from food : general)