random beliefs
It took me a long time to figure out that "gorilla cheese sandwiches" were indeed grilled, not prepared by with or for a gorilla.
I used to believe that special effects in films were done by people wearing camera-proof clothing who moved stuff around on the screen.
I used to believe there were all sorts of nasty monsters waiting to eat me, but I was safe because Captain James T. Kirk was always there to protect me.
When I was young playing in the garden in the summer, I heard my mum say that the lettuces had gone to seed. For quite a few years I thought that lettuces ran away to sea when they got big.
i used to believe that when the sun shines through gaps in the clouds the sunbeams were souls from graveyards going up to heaven.
I used to think that Hitler got both his name and his bad reputation because he went around randomly hitting people.
I beleived that macaroni was made from 'crow knees' - they took the skin off the bird's legs and that was macaroni.
when i was a kid i used to believe that snowcones come from snow
When my sister was little, she thought that the designated hitter at a baseball game was the hitter that didn't drink!
i used to believe if i remained in the tub when my mom pulled the plug i would go down the drain with the water. (i didn't like escalators either)
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