random beliefs

When my sister was little, around 4 years old, I actually convinced her that chocolate milk came from brown cows.

Neta (from food : drinks)

I would leave some blank pages in my coloring book - thinking that the trash man would take it home to his children

kim (from grown-ups : work)

I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.

Anon (from school : teachers)

When I was little, my father would take me out fishing. He use to tell me that if I talked, the fish could hear me and be scared away. To this day, when I go out fishing, I hardly say one word.

Anon (from kids : hobbies)

Atomatic toilets had people inside of them watching to see when you are done.

Anon (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I used to believe that they filled peoples coffins with peas, hence the saying...Rest In Peas. I was in my teens when i found out that it really meant...peace

Helgz (from death : people)

So, it turns out that Neil Diamond song ISN'T about a country pastor that goes by the name of "Reverend Blue Jeans."

J B Howard (from music : misheard lyrics)

When I was young I thought that if it was raining here it was raining everywhere.

Dustin (from nature : weather)

i used to think that the round bails in fields that get wrapped in the white plastic were marshmellows and that they were growing there.

Anon (from food : general)

The song: Do They Know It's Christmas Time

The lyric: Feed the World

What I heard: Vi-vo, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)