random beliefs

I used to believe that north was always straight ahead. I could never face south, but I knew it was behind me!

Bruces (from nature : landscape)

I used to believe that when a doctor got married, the woman that he got married to automatically became a nurse.

Mantis (from grown-ups : marriage)

when my mother said someone 'didnt drink' that this referred to everything, not just alcohol. I dont know how they survived...mabye they were some human version of a camel.

Gareth B Jenkins (from food : drinks)

I used to believe that the ridges on the roof of my mouth spelled out "MADE IN JAPAN" just like the words on the bottom of my doll's foot.

Karen K (from body parts : general)

My father believed that President Lincoln was famous for freeing the sleighs. Dad hypothesized they must have gotten stuck in a snow drift, and Lincoln went out and got them unstuck. Really.

Marissa (from the past : history)

I used to think that the book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix was Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis

Anon (from language : spelling)

I used to believe that the Lord's Prayer instructed us to lead a snot into temptation.

Susan (from religion : prayers)

I used to think that the crime scene was the same place for all crimes. I always wondered why people would keep going back to it.

Kate (from the law : criminals)

I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.

lara dean (from death : people)

When I was young I had a plan to shoot big piles of paper up to the sun so it would never burn out.

Waterbottle (from nature : outer space)