random beliefs
when i was younger, i used to believe that grandparents came from the sky in parachutes, and thats how we got here!
I used to believe that whenever someone hic-uped their bones were growing. Hence the little jumps meant your bones were pushing each other away to make room for more bone!
I used to believe that a wake was something you go to to try to bring the dead person back to life.
I used to believe that computer games had "good" and "bad" moods. On Good days they were easier to play and you got more bonuses. On bad days you died alot and did not get free lives etc.
I used to think that 'hippie' was a religion
We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.
As a kid, I thought that soap operas were shows that involved people singing in the shower while washing their bodies with soap.
My brother and I used to believe that eating sardine tails would make us turn into Daleks. We still ate them sometimes though and carried on the belief despite the lack of evidence!
I used to think that the shoulder blades were actually "back breasts".
I used to believe that when you are 90 years old, you are also 90 feet tall.
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