random beliefs

I used to think that if the colour of a car was gold, it meant the owners must be really rich. After all, they had managed to make a car out of gold. Now, I know its just tacky.

Lizzie (from transport : cars)

My best friend used to be convinced that the song "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker" was actually "I Wish I Was A Prawn Cracker"

Befuddled (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to believe that French people where green-like the Statue of Liberty!

Joey (from the world : nationalities)

when i was little i thought that little alligators would come out of the toilet after flushing it. Every time i used the bathroom i would run out immediately after flushing!

say.impg (from toilets : fear of)

I used to think that after it rained if I stepped on a puddle and made footprints scooby-doo would come and follow them as a "clue"

soni (from media : cartoons)

One time my mom said somone was blind and I asked "why don't they just take the blind off?" Apparently I confused blind and blindfold!

Nate (from body parts : eyes)

I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.

Teri (from body functions : farting)

When I was little, I used to think there were people that lurked in the bushes to see what others were watching on TV and that that's where ratings came from.

Anon (from media : tv)

when i was younger i believed that the english language was invented by a group of four or so biblical looking characters who sat around in a cave taking it in turns to invent words for things.

jim (from language : spelling)

When I was little, my dad told me the reason i got freckles is because he lifted me up against a screen when a cow farted then he would sit me out in the sun to dry. I believed him for years

Nykole (from people : lies)