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I used to believe that if I would get "returned" to Wal-mart if I behaved badly because "he still had the receipt."

Nikkie (from grown-ups : family)
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My brother told me that if you stared into the sun long enough, you would get x-ray vision. I believed him, and I will probably go blind someday from it.

Liz (from body functions : special powers)
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My Dad was in the Royal Navy, and every other Friday he would have to take his sword to work with him. My brother thought that he was on pirate fighting duty on those days.

Colin (from grown-ups : work)
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I thought that robots had to poop

Dr.Badguy (from body functions : weeing and pooing)
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After people got married, I believed they went to the moon for their holiday. I was quite putout (at the age of 10) that my family laughed - why else would it be called a honeymoon?

Anon (from grown-ups : marriage)
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I thought Napoleon invented linoleum.

Steve Murphy (from at home : around the house)
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when i was younger i believed that if my mom stayed at a traffic light too long it would shoot laser beams at us
so i always told my mom to hurry up i eventually ended up being grounded

anon (from transport : traffic lights)
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I used to believe that boogers were little bugs that went up your nose when you were asleep then died and dried up and you had to pick them out in the morning when you woke up.

fascinated (from bad habits : picking my nose)
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I used to believe that a man actually married beer once. I wasn't sure how it could happen but I imagined a church ceremony and a bottle of beer with a little veil on it.

Kimberly (from grown-ups : marriage)
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i thought fog had something to do with frogs

Anon (from nature : weather)
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