random beliefs

My dad told me and my siblings that we were only three inches when we were born and we used to ride around in his front pocket.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

When I was a kid I thought the reason fire alarms were loud was so that the people at the fire station could hear them.

Razorness (from at home : around the house)

I used to believe that seals were dogs that had amputated legs.

Anon (from animals : general)

My dad he used to tell me that mannequins were actually people who had been frozen.

Alecia (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

I used to believe that the hills were buried dinosaurs.

mellybug11 (from nature : landscape)

road sign in the uk--danger-heavy plant crossing -----i thought it was a giant tree dragging itself across the road

bonzo (from transport : road signs)

I used to wonder why people didn't use his first name when they spoke of McJagger of the Rolling Stones.

silly me (from music : pop stars)

My mother used to tell us that if we incessantly rang the doorbell, it would make the house burn down in a fire.

Katie Bonk (from at home : around the house)

I used to believe that when the judge sentenced a criminal to an impossibly long sentence (like 100+ years) that they kept his body in prison after he died until it was there for the whole sentence.

Camille Noire (from the law : criminals)

When I was young, I never could understand how they could get the people pictured on the obituary pages to smile. After all, they were dead!

arline (from death : people)