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My dad was a doctor; so I believed him when he told me that if I unscrewed and unscrewed and unscrewed my bellybutton, my butt would fall off. I still don't like my bellybutton to be touched.

:) (from body parts : belly buttons)
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One day I asked my dad why men have arm hair and women don't. He told me it was so that men can use their arm to wipe food off their mouth.

e. (from body functions : general)
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I used to believe that old people were actually young people and they just spent way to long in the bath and their skin had gone all wrinkle like... hence why I always had 3min baths.

Haha (from body parts : skin)
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I used to think that entrails was another word for nature trails. I got surprised when I found out what it really meant!

Anon (from food : nasty food)
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When I was really young, I used to believe that the Speed Limit was actually called the Speed Lemon and I just thought that there was a lemon in the road that you couldn't drive across.

Kyle Shores (from the law : police)
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When i was 5 years old, my brother convinced me that monkeys lived in water tanks. And i always went looking in peoples water tanks to find the monkeys. I soon realised that he was lying.

chan (from animals : general)
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When I was small, I believed that serial killers somehow killed people with breakfast cereal (choking them, beating them with the box, ect.).

Jessica Tinch (from the law : criminals)
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I remember keeping an egg (from the carton) in my bed for like a week because I thought it would hatch if I kept it warm. Not sure how I didn't break it.

Judy (from food : general)
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I used to believe that the whole world blacked out everytime I blinked. When I was about 4 I forced my whole family to close their eyes all at once and was amazed when the lights didn't go out.

Jenelle (from kids : i'm different)
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when i was little and i heard my dad say kids were being brain washed, i thught they literally opened up your head and washed your brain with water and soap.

CARLOS (from body parts : general)
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