random beliefs

My older brother told me that if you ate nothing but bananas and vaseline all your life, you would live forever.

Pignut (from food : general)

I believed that Santa Clause lived on the moon. I mean how else could he see you when you was sleeping?

danger101 (from make-believe : father christmas)

I used to believe that short haired cats were long haired cats who'd just had haircuts. I believed this until I was 14, when I asked a friend with a short haired cat if it had just had a haircut.

jlz (from animals : cats and dogs)

my friend thought that French was pronounced like English backwards, because we live in Canada, and English is on one side of packaging, and French on the opposite side.

Anon (from language : foreign languages)

when i was young my dad told me that convertables converted into stuff and i thought that a car could convert into a dog!

Joshua Bedward (from transport : cars)

I used to believe that drinking milk would result in freckles on your face. I drank and drank but never got them. I was very upset.

Anon (from food : milk)

I one time asked my dad what comets are and he said they are made of dirt and ice. Based on this I thought if I got some dirt and ice I could throw it into space and make my own comet!

Nate (from science : physics)

I used to believe that penguins could fly, they just didn't want to.

Mariah\ (from animals : general)

I thought a coworker was someone who worked on a cow.

Molly (from language : reading)

I used to believe that a man actually married beer once. I wasn't sure how it could happen but I imagined a church ceremony and a bottle of beer with a little veil on it.

Kimberly (from grown-ups : marriage)