random beliefs
You know how every state has an official state seal? Until I was in SIXTH grade I thought that every state had a real seal (the animal) at their state capital.
I use to believe that a Quarterback was a refund.
I was once told by my dad that peddling a bike down a hill would actually slow you down. I wwas about 15 before i realized this wasn't true.
My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.
I used to think seagulls were called seagles. Like a portmanteau of 'sea' and 'eagle'.
When I was little, I thought a sweater outlet was where you took your sweater to get " let out" after you grew out of it so it would fit.
when I was little Iused to think that when a robber robbed your house he was replace your valubles with worthless replicas.
I used to believe that when I grew up I could invent a new color and it would be number 65 in the crayola box!Because I saw colors other people could not see.
I used to believe that pictures and posters could see me. So whenever I did something private in my room, I turned all my pictures upsidedown and took down my posters.
Unable to Imagine how they built anything that high, and misinformed by my Dad, I used to think tall brick chimneys were 'grown' rather than built - simplay lay 3 courses and water regularly.
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