random beliefs
I used to think that bodily tissues were kleenex sheets that grew in certain parts of your body.
I used to believe that the hills were buried dinosaurs.
When I was little I used to be terrified of fiberglass insulation. I used to think that if I got too close to it, it would reach out from the walls and suck me in and eat me alive.
When I was a kid, I used to think that my parents knew everything that I was thinking, and used to think of the worst things possible and see if they would react.
Before the invention of the camera, everything looked like a cartoon with the quality/effect of oil painting.
When I was young (about seven)I thought that I could not be a popstar because I didn't have the ability to sing 2 things at once. Years later, i learned they used a backing track.
My older brother told me that if you ate nothing but bananas and vaseline all your life, you would live forever.
When i was little i thought that you get a husband by going to this place where all the men are and picking one of the men there.After you picked your man, you would marry him.
Everyday after work, my dad would come home and empty the change from his pockets onto the dining room table. I thought this was his wages for the day.
When I was young I believed that the windmills found in farmers fields were used to keep the cows cool.
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