random beliefs
I used to think that testosterone was a brand of motor oil.
My Mum once told me that my freckles were fairy kisses. I remember thinking is was gross that they wore brown lipstick,and wishing that the fairies would stop liking me so much.
I always thought that when you were ready to get married, you would go to a huge warehouse of people and walk around until you found the one you liked.
i used to love eating the hard toffees in quality street until my sisters told me that they were made of old ladies wee, i still carn't bring myself to eat them this day.
I used to think Cockneys only ever talked in rhyming slang.
When i was young i thought that i could break a rope cause it is skinnier then my arm, i found out i couldn't even break dental floss.
I used to think that 'Nerds' candy (basically sugar coated in flavoring) would make your eyesight poor and you would have to wear glasses, and that was why they often call people with glasses nerds.
When I was a toddler, my mom would tell me that if I was really nice to our cat, it would eventually start talking.
When I was little, my father would take me out fishing. He use to tell me that if I talked, the fish could hear me and be scared away. To this day, when I go out fishing, I hardly say one word.
When I was about 4 we had a bathtub w/ feet. I would never ever go into that bathroom b/c I didn't want the tub to have any opportunity to chase me around.
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