random beliefs

my dad told me that mountain sheep had legs shorter on one side so they could stand on slopes, but this meant if they turned around and tried to walk the other way, they fell over. i believed him

finda (from animals : general)

In kindergarten i thought when my school library is closed, the library teacher would shut all the blinds, wear a bikini, turn on the radio and start dancing.

bananahead (from school : teachers)

I used to think in "row your boat", they said "life is butter dream". I always pictured rowing your boat down a lake of butter in the sky.

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)

A friend told me of how her older sister covinced her that she was adopted by the family - to provide spare parts for the other members!!

winkywen (from grown-ups : family)

When I was a child I used to believe that if I told a lie a special bird would report me to my mum..so when I was telling a lie I used to look to sky and hide from that bird:))

Anon (from animals : birds)

You know the, "you are what you eat" saying...yeah, lets just say that it took me a while to move away from the mirror after every meal

Fruity little girl (from food : general)

I used to think that a Prima Donna was a "Pre-Madonna" and when someone was called "Pre-Madonna" it meant they were like a young Madonna.

V (from language : speaking)

Atomatic toilets had people inside of them watching to see when you are done.

Anon (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I wanted to grow up and become a marine biologist, which seemed to me the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.

Alex (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that spaghetti grew on trees, based on a pasta commercial from the 70s.

Dianne (from food : general)