i used to believe

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I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.

Anon (from neighbourhood : going shopping)
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I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."

Dyth (from religion : prayers)
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I used to believe that there was a magical ingredient in birthday cakes that allowed you to age another year, and that's why you had to eat it.

Sean (from people : birthdays)
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I use to believe I had magic powers to see the clouds move. When I found out that everyone could, I stopped wanting to be a weather woman.

Kt (from body functions : special powers)
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When I was 5 I thought that the hole planet was a gigantic kinder surprise and that one day someone would open it and find us!

Maria Nikolaou (from nature : outer space)
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I believed that leaves on trees only became individual when you you close to them, and then I got glasses.

nola (from nature : plants)
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I used to believe those streaks in the sky (the ones airplanes or jets leave) were made by Mighty Mouse. I always tried looking for him, but I always missed him, since he was so fast.

Nevathena (from nature : weather)
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When I learned about faxes, I thought you could fax whole objects. Like in Willy Wonka. Ex. Scan a chair, and fax the info, and a chair comes out where you sent the fax.

Skashlee (from science : technology)
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Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)
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I wanted to grow up and become a marine biologist, which seemed to me the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.

Alex (from grown-ups : work)
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