random beliefs
My parents both work in the medical field and there's this big book at home entitled "anatomy". Now, I thought my brother Anthony was named after that book, since my parents loved anatomy so much...
I wanted to be a cashier when I grew up because I used to believe they got to keep all the money in the cash register.
I used to believe that the tiny bits of food left in the gravy when you've finished eating were calories. I knew that eating too many calories was a bad thing, so I always made sure I left some.
i used to beleive that there was a left sock and a right sock. Every morning my sister would tell me my socks were on the wrong feed and i would switch them
I used to believe that if you farted in a jar and put it in the fridge it would turn into a cabbage by morning.
I used to believe that LifeSavers candy REALLY saved lives! I thought when you were sick or hurt all you had to do was eat a LifeSaver and everything would be okay!
I used to think that when there were police chases, the cop was racing the bad guy and if the bad guy won then he was allowed to get away and Visa Versa
Boys were never 16 years old - they went straight from 15 to 17. Girls made up for this by missing out on being 19 years old.
Eating cookies when they're still warm from the oven will make you violently ill. That's why you have to ask Mommy before you take one.
At school, we were always taught "dont drink and drive." When my father was drinking a soda as he was driving, I freaked out.
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