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At the ocean's horizon there was a giant waterfall.

Stephanie (from nature : water)
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I used to believe that after eating vegetables, you should not drink water. Because one day, a plant will grow and flowers will flood your mouth. Lame right :P

Anon (from body functions : eating)
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When I'd see the ads for Greyhound on TV that said "Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us." I thought that meant that on other busses the passengers had to take turns driving.

Anon (from transport : buses)
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When i was younger, my older cousin made me believe that m&ms grew in flowers, so everyday i would ask her and check her flowers for m&ms

erica (from people : lies)
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when i was younger my mam told me she couldn't drink because she was pregnant. i thought she meant every drink and said 'wouldn't you get thirsty?'

i was 3

Anon (from food : drinks)
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when i was really little i used to believe that if i put on water wings and went outside when it was raining i would float around.

Eden (from kids : i'm different)
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My uncle once told me when I was little that green peas were actually alien boogers. I still ate them though. I love veggies!

JP (from food : nasty food)
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i used to believe that z's came out of your mouth when you slept. so for many years i pretended to be asleep and open one of my eyes the tiniest bit to catch those cheeky z's escaping.

Lauren (from body functions : sleeping)
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When I was in 6th or 7th grade, there were stop-sign shaped signs all over the school, that said, "STOP STDs!" None of us even knew what STDs were, but we just knew you'd get arrested for them...

KM (from the law : police)
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Until i was about 6, i used to believe that when the police gave you a ticket, it was a ticket to the movies!

mari (from the law : police)
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