random beliefs

I used to think that people were either born adults or kids and you were paired up with and adult who takes care of you.

anonymous (from grown-ups : family)

A friend once told me that if I put garlic on my face I would grow more facial hair. I did it for a week until I realized it just burned really really bad and no hair grew.

anon (from body parts : hair)

I thought that Mount Rushmore was an act of God, and that was how we chose our presidents. . . who resembled the mountain.

Anon (from the world : politics)

When I was little I thought grilled cheese sandwiches were called girled cheese sandwiches and told my little brother that he couldn't eat them. He could have boy'd cheese sandwiches.

Mandy (from food : general)

I used to think that adults drank coffee because the bad taste would wake them up.

Anon (from food : drinks)

i used to believe that our voice is limited. if you talk too much as a kid, you wont be able to talk again when you're old.

sabrina (from language : speaking)

I used to believe that traffic lights were controlled by groundhogs (or some similar animal) that had been trained to make the lights change when it felt cars go over the road.

Jamie (from transport : traffic lights)

When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.

Anon (from nature : thunder and lightning)

My sister told me that tampons turned purple if you hung them on heaters. Every room my mum went into, she found tampons hanging anywhere I could fit them.

Anon (from at home : around the house)

I used to think that the tree branches moving was making the wind, not the wind making the tree branches move.

Jenny (from nature : weather)