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I used to think that -then- president Jimmy Carter had always been the president and always would be. Kinda like a family member.

Syncline (from the world : politics)
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i use to belive that chewing gum was a tablet so you only had it if you were ill

Adam (from food : chewing gum)
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My friend Becca believed that if you held your breath for long enough, the pores on your forehead opened up to allow you to breathe - she nearly passed out!

Mat (from body parts : general)
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I used to think that when you smoked pot that you actually smoked from a pot.

alexandria (from bad habits : smoking)
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When I was younger my father told me if I slept with my head under the pillow the tooth faries would kick my teeth in.

Declan (L.A.) (from body functions : sleeping)
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I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.

Teri (from body functions : farting)
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I used to believe that sea lions were actual lions that lived in the sea.

Anon (from animals : general)
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I thought that the sign "!" meant: "look at the wonderful landscape"

Giorgos (from transport : road signs)
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My youngest nephew (aged 4), when telling the story of Easter, told us that on the crosses were Jesus and two Ninjas.

Diana Kane (StarFirefly26) (from religion : characters)
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I used to believe, when I was a child, that the reason you couldn't eat on the toilet was because your body couldn't handle food going in as 'food' was coming out.

Sarah (from toilets : general)
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