random beliefs
I used to think that -then- president Jimmy Carter had always been the president and always would be. Kinda like a family member.
i use to belive that chewing gum was a tablet so you only had it if you were ill
My friend Becca believed that if you held your breath for long enough, the pores on your forehead opened up to allow you to breathe - she nearly passed out!
I used to think that when you smoked pot that you actually smoked from a pot.
When I was younger my father told me if I slept with my head under the pillow the tooth faries would kick my teeth in.
I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.
I used to believe that sea lions were actual lions that lived in the sea.
I thought that the sign "!" meant: "look at the wonderful landscape"
My youngest nephew (aged 4), when telling the story of Easter, told us that on the crosses were Jesus and two Ninjas.
I used to believe, when I was a child, that the reason you couldn't eat on the toilet was because your body couldn't handle food going in as 'food' was coming out.
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