random beliefs
I used to think that only one person could fart at a time, and every time you did, someone else would breathe it in then they would fart it out then someone else would breathe it in, and so on.
Before I learned about the existence of stuntmen, I used to believe that suicidal actors were used.
I used to think that 100+1=101 was too easy and therefore I thought it was wrong. I was soon corrected by my teacher who heard me calling somebody who thought that stupid.
when i was young my dad would say that "christmas was around the corner" and so i would ride my bike to the end of the block and around the bend looking for snow and christmas lights.
I used to believe that water towers were detention centres for naughty dolphins
I thought birds grew from bird seed.
when i was young my dad told me that convertables converted into stuff and i thought that a car could convert into a dog!
I wanted to grow up and become a marine biologist, which seemed to me the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.
When I was little I thought birds were having important meetings when they sat together on the telephone wires.
When I was little I thought that only 1 person in the world could have hiccups at one time. (Until me and my mom had the hiccups at the same time)
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