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My grandma wore dentures, and when I was five she told me that if I opened my own mouth wide enough my teeth would pop out too. I spent hours trying to get my teeth out of my mouth.

Anon (from body parts : general)
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I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.

Savana (from the world : nationalities)
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I got given a box of slime marked "alien puke" and asked if E.T. was all right.

Anon (from make-believe : aliens)
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Whenever the TV broadcasters had problems, a standard message would go up saying "technical difficulties, please stand by." I thought I had to get up and go stand by the TV. :-)

jansam (from media : tv)
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My best friend used to be convinced that the song "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker" was actually "I Wish I Was A Prawn Cracker"

Befuddled (from music : misheard lyrics)
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I used to believe that when I grew up I had to marry my brother because we had the same last name. I was very angry about this because at the time I really didn't like him.

Dawn (from grown-ups : marriage)
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I was convinced that blowing bubbles on flowers helped them grow. Naturally, why not dump an entire bottle of bubbles in the flower bed?

K-dub (from nature : plants)
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when i was a kid i used to think i was a horse called joey, i even had an imaginary horse girlfriend called lily. this abruptly stopped when i galloped into a wall and broke my wrist.

neeeeeeigh (from kids : i'm different)
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When I learned about faxes, I thought you could fax whole objects. Like in Willy Wonka. Ex. Scan a chair, and fax the info, and a chair comes out where you sent the fax.

Skashlee (from science : technology)
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I was told as a child that if you ate bannans you would grow a tail and become a monkey. I didn't eat any but I sure fed a lot of them to my little brother since I wanted a monkey.

No Body (from food : dangerous food)
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