i used to believe

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I use to believe if I ate something electronic Id have electric powers

jack L (from body functions : special powers)
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I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.

Savana (from the world : nationalities)
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because i always saw a lot of birds perched on telephone lines, i used to believe that they were built so that the birds could rest

Anon (from animals : birds)
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I thought if someone asked something and said please you had no choice but to do it (I think my dad told me this once when I wouldn't do something)

Hexetic (from people : lies)
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There is large factory in the largest city near my hometown that has an impressive smokestack. When I was little, I thought that the factory was where clouds came from.

Anon (from nature : weather)
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I thought an antimacassar was something that blew up macassars, which I assumed was something vaguely low class that rich people who had antimacassars hated.

blnkfrnk (from at home : around the house)
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I always heard that people went to the hospital when they were sick or hurt, so I believed that hospitals were only for people who had a disease called "sick or hurt."

Emily (from body functions : being ill)
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When I asked my dad how bees collect honey he told me that they carry around little tiny buckets.

Shana (from animals : creepy crawlies)
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My brother, Paul, used to believe that hand dryers in public toilets were actually dragons and hence had a pathological fear of going into the loos in case he got eaten!

Jonana (from toilets : fear of)
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My grandfather was rather portly and had the habit of eating dessert before his dinner instead of after. As a child, I thought that was the reason for my grandpa's large size.

Craig (from body functions : eating)
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