random beliefs

Any properties with a sign outside proclaiming "To-Let" where available to the passing public who needed to use the toilet.

Bazza (from toilets : general)

Once I asked my mum what she would do if she won the lottery... she said she would faint. I didn't want her to faint and every week i wished and hoped like crazy we wouldn't win.

Anon (from the world : money)

I used to think that the age 8 was only a girl age, I thought boy's couldn't turn 8, they skipped it. And believe me when I got in a huge fight with a boy at school when he told me he was 8!

Olivia (from people : birthdays)

I thought a "cat burglar" was either a burglar who stole cats, or some kind of evil cat that burgled....wasn't quite sure if I could believe my mom when she told me what it actually meant.

Anon (from the law : criminals)

When I was little, I used to believe that snot was brain juice.

Anon (from body functions : general)

My next door neighbours brother once told me that you couldnt eat the wafer cone from an Ice Cream and that they were paper/cardboard and only to hold up the ice cream...i never ate them for years!!

BW (from food : general)

I used to think that bidets were for washing babies!

Helen (from at home : bathrooms)

when i was younger i thought that if someone "hurt your feelings" that it hurt in the back of the teeth.....obviously mistaking "feelings" for "fillings"

jennie (from body parts : general)

I used to think that a con artist was someone who was really good at making complicated art.

Anon (from people : lies)

When I was younger I used think when a jet in the sky had the white fuely smoke behind it it was because it dragged a cloud with it when it went through one.

FightingTheFooDG (from transport : aeroplanes)