random beliefs

When my cousin and I were teenagers, she
used to think that the Stacy Q song "Two of
Hearts" was actually "2 poptarts". mmm, yum!

PixieGoth (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to believe that there were only 3 religions. Being Jewish, Christian, and Evil. since my dad didn't like going to church with us, i thought he was jewish cuz i knew he wasn't evil.

Jenni (from religion : church)

I thought you could hypnotize people with a yoyo.

Anon (from make-believe : magic tricks)

I was convinced that your clothes would grow right along with you. I was happy to know I could wear my favorite shirt forever.

Cho (from grown-ups : getting older)

When I was little I thought if you opened up the doors in car while on the highway they would act like wings and the car would start flying.

Glen (from transport : cars)

I believed that if I was in an air crash in the Arctic where there was nothing to eat I could survive by picking my nose, and so I refused to stop doing it.

Stephen in Scotland (from bad habits : picking my nose)

I wanted to be a cashier when I grew up because I used to believe they got to keep all the money in the cash register.

Kim (from grown-ups : work)

I believed that people riding diesel locomotives (as opposed to steam or electric) were notorious for fighting with each other. I have no idea where this notion came from.

Eddie (from transport : trains)

My grandmother frequently tells everyone that, when I was young and in a cemetary for a funeral, I claimed, "It's all right, when it's night, they all come out and dance."

Amy (from death : people)

That Strippers were the ladies who stripped the tablecloths off the tables in night clubs at the end of the evening.

Catherine (from grown-ups : work)