random beliefs
i used to believe thay ''i'm so excited' by the pointer sisters was the most famous song in the world and everybody knew the words except me.
I used to believe that the cold war was happening in Siberia or Alaska.
A friend told me of how her older sister covinced her that she was adopted by the family - to provide spare parts for the other members!!
I use to believe that people had a maximum number of words to say. And those who were mute, had used up all their words. Needless to say, I was a very quiet child.
I used to believe that Jehovah's Witnesses were 'Hovis Witnesses' who would force me to eat the hated Hovis brown bread.
My mom use to make me vacuum our house all the time. She told me if i stopped vacuuming the carpet would catch on fire.... I believed it.
When my Nanny used to point out an obituary of someone she knew in the paper, I used to believe that the undertaker at the funeral home somehow propped open the dead guys eyes for his picture!
During school christmas dinners everyone used to get a chicken drumstick - I remember thinking what a terrible waste of the rest of the chicken it was.
When I was little I taught that a volcano was a fish.Don't know why,it just sounded like a fish name.
I used to believe that simply by shouting 'CHANGE LIGHT!' that I could make the traffic light change from red to green.
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