random beliefs

I used to think that you would get arrested if you didn't swing your arms when you walked in public

Anon (from the law : police)

I used to think that the crime scene was the same place for all crimes. I always wondered why people would keep going back to it.

Kate (from the law : criminals)

Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?

Anon (from body functions : farting)

For a while I thought Anon was a name of an ancient philosopher. Probably Greek.

zeforeigner (from language : foreign languages)

When I was young, I used to think Queen's 'Bohemium Rhapsody' was our national anthrem and not Amhán Na bhFiann.

Clare, Ireland (from music : songs)

When my little brother came home from the hospital, his eyes were closed and I thought he had no eyes. (Iguess it was the first time I saw anyone with his or her eyes closed.)

Anon (from body parts : eyes)

I thought that when somebody asked the time, they meant the precise second. So, when somebody asked the time, I would reply 'It's 2:43 and 10 seconds . . . now!"

Anon (from time : general)

when I was little, I used to belive that if I didn't go for lots of walks with my dog, she would eventually explode.Which made it so I walked my dog everyother hour.

Lucy B (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that all godfathers were Italian.

Madi (from grown-ups : family)

I used to think that, on your birthday, you didn't actually turn a year older until you ate some birthday cake.

Joe (from people : birthdays)