random beliefs
We went to the Holy Land when I was about ten and I thought we were going to see "The Dead Sea Squirrels." I was disappointed because I didn't see any.
i used to think raisins were inside out flies. i still can't eat them to this day. :)
I used to think that the air guitar was a real instrument, like an air rifle is a real gun. I learnt the truth about a month ago, i am 14
As a ploy to keep us from putting small rubber toys in our mouths, our parents told us that toys were made out of boogies. I imagined a toy factory, where the workers picked their noses...
I used to believe that my eyes were brown because I ate too much chocolate. Thanks, Dad!
My mum's aunt gave her daughter a copy of Jackie magazine. She refused to read it as her name was not Jackie.
I used to believe that if you ate eggs for breakfast everyday you'd get pregnant...
I use to believe that being brainwashed meant that someone actually took out your brain, washed it with a sponge and soap and water, then put it back in and sewed you up.
When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!
I remember in pre-school announcing that I knew where jelly came from. I said Jelly-fish. The teacher kindly corrected me.
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