random beliefs

I thought it was illegal for women to use Just For Men hair coloring

Brainhead (from body parts : hair)

That blue cheese was made by scraping mould off bathroom walls. My mother actually told me that.

sandee (from food : general)

When I first started to hear about sci-fi movies, I thought that when two people kissed in a movie it was a special effect because they were not lovers in real life...

VB (from media : films)

when i was a kid i used to think that when someone flushed a toilet while you were in the shower, the dirty toilet water would pour on you.

rachel (from at home : bathrooms)

The song: Do They Know It's Christmas Time

The lyric: Feed the World

What I heard: Vi-vo, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)

I didn't want to get tall when I was younger because I believed that I would fall over.

Gabi (from grown-ups : getting older)

When I were a kid my brother told me farting in public was illegal but they give you 16 and a half warnings before you get in trouble (he said the half warning would be really subtle!)

Netrom (from body functions : farting)

My brother told me that if you stared into the sun long enough, you would get x-ray vision. I believed him, and I will probably go blind someday from it.

Liz (from body functions : special powers)

I used to believe that sharks lived under the pools where the air vents were.

Carol (from animals : general)

when i was little i thought that little alligators would come out of the toilet after flushing it. Every time i used the bathroom i would run out immediately after flushing!

say.impg (from toilets : fear of)