random beliefs

I used to believe that the president hired little kids to take their yellow paint and paintbrushes to the road to paint the yellow lines on the road.

Elizabeth (from transport : road signs)

when i was younger my aunts nose job went wrong so her nose came out long and pointy. For a long time i thought that she was a witch.

Anon (from make-believe : witches)

when i was younger my mam used to say that the tv didnt work when it was sunny outside, so we had to go outside and play...me and my brothers believed her for years

Anon (from people : lies)

I used to believe that a little woman and her kids lived in your rectum.When you pooped she was making them go outside to play. Sometimes they wanted to go out and sometimes they didn't.

Anon (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

When I first heard of Amsterdam I thought it was "Hamster's Den"

Bootlebat (from the world : places)

When I was younger, my parents somehow convinced me that when you felt like you had already done something before, you were having a ménage à trois, instead of experiencing déjà vu.

Haley (from language : foreign languages)

Once, when I was 5, my brother and I were swimming in our pool. My fingers were starting to get wrinkly and I showed him. He told me that meant I was turning into an old lady. I cried.

Michelle (from grown-ups : getting older)

I used to think that 'hippie' was a religion

Shannon (from religion : church)

I used to believe that when you blew a bubble and it floated out of sight before popping, it would turn into a planet.

Alice (from nature : outer space)

When I was little I use to think we had tiny jelly bean men in our bodies that controlled our movements and lives.

Anon (from body functions : general)