random beliefs

I used to believe that if I could wiggle my ear and then jumped off a barn I could fly. Couldn't. Didn't.

Splat.

Ron (from body functions : special powers)

I used to think that the crime scene was the same place for all crimes. I always wondered why people would keep going back to it.

Kate (from the law : criminals)

I thought second-hand smoke was bought off eBay

Anon (from bad habits : smoking)

i used to believe that i had to sleep so that i could live the life of my other soul on the other side of the world.

emily (from body functions : sleeping)

Before I learned about the existence of stuntmen, I used to believe that suicidal actors were used.

JC (from media : tv shows)

When i was little i wanted to be a lolly pop lady when i grew up because i truly believed that you got payed in lolly pops so it was my dream job.

linda (from grown-ups : work)

My brother and I thought that Grandma lived at the airport because that's where we always went to get her. Then when we were tired of her, we took her back.

Susan (from grown-ups : family)

once, when very young, i walked in on my dad peeing. for a few years later, I insisted that he had been peeing out of his thumb!

elmel (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

my mother told me if i ever swallowed chewing gum i'd turn into a pig, i believed this for many years.

stuart hayward (from food : chewing gum)

I knew a boy in first grade who didn't think people from England spoke English. As best I can figure it, he figured that accents qualified as other languages.

Anon (from language : foreign languages)