random beliefs

When I was about six, my father showed me a picture of Jesus and told me, "This is Jesus, you are suppossed to love him", and I thought to myself, "But, he's not even attractive."

chris (from religion : characters)

When I lost a tooth my grandpa told me that I would grow a gold tooth if I never touch my tounge to the empty space where my tooth had fallen out! I use to drive myself crazy!

Amber (from body parts : general)

when i was younger my mam told me she couldn't drink because she was pregnant. i thought she meant every drink and said 'wouldn't you get thirsty?'

i was 3

Anon (from food : drinks)

My brothers, who (as brothers often do) loved to mess with me, told me that every girl grew up to be a boy and every boy grew up to be a girl. I totally believed it.

Marnie (from people : lies)

I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.

HOLLIS (from school : teachers)

I would leave some blank pages in my coloring book - thinking that the trash man would take it home to his children

kim (from grown-ups : work)

I used to believe that the bogey man would eat me if i did anything bad but if i did good things then he would eat my brother

Nazza (from make-believe : monsters)

When i was in preschool they served overcooked broccoli (almost yellow in color...ew) and after that I was convinced Cauliflower was just broccoli that got cooked too long and eventually turned white

Page (from food : general)

My brother thought he was very lucky to have a velour shirt when he was a boy in the 70's. He thought it was a special fabric that only kings and other royalty got to wear.

Anon (from people : appearance)

when i was a child (of course)i used to believe that the sea is salty because God throws bags of salt into it.

Kafka (from nature : water)