random beliefs
I once believed that during Dinosaur Week at daycare, the old ladies fed us actual dinosaur meat in their dinosaur soup; it was actually beef stew.
At school we were told God is inside of us, so when i got pins and needles in my foot i thought it was God vacuming my feet....... ????
My older sister used to tell me that the foam from the ocean was caused by fish vomit, I was about 10 when I realized she was pulling my leg.
I used to believe all Italian women were named Mia because of the phrase "Mamma Mia!"
i used to believe that dogs were born in the sky and would fall from a paracheute.
-Dante-
I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to me
When I was little I used to believe that people had to ask god's permission before they could use fireworks because they would be disturbing the people in heaven.
When I was four I thought there was a dragon in our cellar because you could see its red eye glowing in the dark. Turns out, it was the freezer ...
I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.
I used to think the girls' name "Tina" was short for "Argentina".
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